Curly: In the middle of the night, a cat comes under my bed. I hopped out of my bed to look at him but he wouldn't look at me. I say "Hello, kitty cat" and he says "Meooooowwww".
Me: Interesting, what's the name of the cat?
Curly: His name is..........Farstro.
Me: Go to sleep Curly.

I am not a cat person. But I promise this, if I ever do get a cat, his name will most certainly be Farstro.